Ninja Writers Virtual Subscription Box


Dear Shaunta,

Don’t you dare try to add a subscription box to your plate. YES, I know it would be awesome. And super fun. But NO. You don’t have time for this. Unless, you know, you just don’t want to write books anymore.


Blythe, the inner editor

Okay. Okay, Blythe. I get it.

But, a subscription box WOULD be awesome and super fun, right?

I can’t make an official one, where I put it together and ship it to you. (At least not right now.) (Hush, Blythe!) But I still love the idea.

Sooo . . . I decided to put together a virtual box. Here’s what I would send you, if I was going to put together a Ninja Writer Subscription Box this month. It comes to $25.56 on Amazon (with the prices at the time that I wrote this post), which is enough to trigger the free shipping, even if you don’t have Prime.

First . . . I fell in love with this Ninja coffee cup. How perfect is it? On the back it says “trust me, I’m a Ninja.”

Ray Bradbury’s book Zen in the Art of Writing is a must have for every writing craft library. It’s one of my favorites. What I love the most about it is the insight that it gives to how Bradbury’s ideas become stories.

And, round your virtual subscription box out with one of our semi-official Rhodia notebooks. For less than $6, this is the best notebook out there. The paper. Oh, my goodness. I can’t tell you what it difference it makes to write on such high quality paper.

What do you think? Would a monthly virtual subscription box be fun?

If you really want a little love bomb from me in the mail, don’t forget that I send one to every Patreon patron (even at the $1 level.)

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Ninja Writer Book Club: 2/17/2017


Here are some books that Ninja Writers are reading this week. Take a look, add some books to your TBR list. Next Tuesday, come on over to our Facebook group and let us know what you’re reading.

(The links here are affiliate links. If you click one and buy something, you’re supporting Ninja Writers. Thank you!)

My contribution this week is Chuck Wendig’s The Kick-Ass Writer. It’s basically a collection of lists of nuggets of advice. Wendig is foul-mouthed, so if that’s a turn off for you, you might want to pass. But really, you want to add this one to your list. The advice in it is golden.

This week I’m also reading from the 2016 Best American Short Stories. It was curated by Junot Diaz. I’m also reading Steel and other Stories by Richard Matheson. It’s 1950s sci fi at its very best. Matheson’s book What Dreams May Come is one of my all time favorites.


Classics + Literary


Mystery + Thriller


Short Stories


YA + Middle Grade

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Hump Day Writing Prompt: Use the Right Words


In a 1895 essay called “Fenimore Cooper’s Literary Offenses,” Mark Twain listed as one of his rules that writers “use the right word, not its second cousin.”

More than 120 years later and “Use the right word, not its second cousin” is still excellent advice. (There’s a whole book of essays on writing by Mark Twain, by the way.)

We can so easily get caught up in choosing perfect words that we stop forward motion on our stories. I’m just going to come right out and say that if you have to pull out a thesaurus to find the word, you’re probably courting a second cousin.

And you don’t want to do that. I have a feeling it’s frowned upon even more now than it was at the end of the nineteenth century. In every possible interpretation.

Choosing the right word is also key in the showing vs. telling battle.

In the same essay, Twain writes, “When a person has a poor ear for music he will flat and sharp right along without knowing it. He keeps near the tune, but it is not the tune. When a person has a poor ear for words, the result is a literary flatting and sharping; you perceive what he is intending to say, but you also perceive that he doesn’t say it.”

Let’s work on tuning our ear for words today.

Write a scene where your protagonist is frustrated. Use your word choice to show the frustration without coming out and telling the reader how the main character is feeling.

Here’s an example from my work-in-progress, a middle grade story called Wonder Roo. 

Sometime during our endless drive through the state of Tennessee, I decided that I would never, not ever, forgive my parents for dragging me to live in some dirt town in rural Nevada.

Not Nev-ah-da. Nev-a-da. (A-like-in-apple right in the middle.) Better learn to say it like a native, Dad said, or they’ll make you move to California.

Whatever. I didn’t want to be a native of Nev-a-da or Nev-ah-da or anywhere but Wildwood, New-Jer-sey.

“You’re pouting so hard, Josiah, I can hear it.” Dad tilted the rear view mirror so he saw me through it. I barely suppressed the urge to stick out my tongue.

“Will we be in Tennessee forever or what?” I asked.

He flicked on the blinker and slowed, swerving toward the shoulder. “Would you like to be?”

I scrunched in my seat, arms crossed over my chest. “No.”

“You’re sure? I bet we could find a circus around here somewhere who’d buy you cheap.”


“So,” he lifted one shoulder like it didn’t matter to him one way or the other, “you want to keep going?”


“Right-o, Boss.” He shot me a little salute and somehow turned things around so that continuing this long, long drive west in a SUV pulling a trailer full of our stuff was my idea.

My sister Harper leaned forward in her booster seat and said, “Hey, Josiah’s not the boss. I’m the boss!”

Mom made a little sound suspiciously like a laugh and I turned my scowl out the window and waited to get to Arkansas.

Your turn, Ninja! Write your scene and come share it on Facebook if you want some feedback.


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Ninja Writer Book Club: 2/10/2017


Here are some books that Ninja Writers are reading this week. Take a look, add some books to your TBR list. Next Tuesday, come on over to our Facebook group and let us know what you’re reading.

(The links here are affiliate links. If you click one and buy something, you’re supporting Ninja Writers. Thank you!)

My contribution to the list this week is Ray Bradbury’s Zen in the Art of Writing. If you haven’t read it, you really should. It’s about as perfect a writing inspiration book as there is out there. Lots of craft advice in there, too, especially about where ideas come from.

I’m working toward an MFA at Sierra Nevada College (writing for children and young adults.) Working toward an MFA in writing requires SO much reading! Here’s what I read this week.

I’m also reading A Tale Dark and Grimm by Adam Gidwitz . It’s a fun middle grade read, and it really is dark and Grimm. The author uses himself as a third person narrator who breaks the fourth wall and talks directly to the reader now and then (he really wants to make sure that no really little kids are around before he tells the gorier details of the stories.)

I’m reading some of the short stories in The Collected Stories of Eudora Welty. She’s a master of subtlety in character development. Here’s an example you can read, Lily Daw and the Three Ladies.


Classics + Literary


Memoir + Biography


Short Stories


YA + Children

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The 1000 Day MFA


A while ago I wrote about what might be involved in a do-it-yourself MFA. Basically: lots of reading, lots of writing, some mentoring, and connection with other writers.

The best advice I’ve ever seen for how to become a solid writer comes from Ray Bradbury. His advice is a prescription for nightly reading, weekly writing, and watching a lot of movies.


Bradbury suggests a short story, a poem, and an essay every night for 1000 nights. I have a feeling that he would hope that after close to three years of building this particular habit, you’d just keep going.

I’m going to expand on this advice, for the purpose of our 1000 Day MFA and say that if you harbor any dreams of writing a novel some day, you need to also read novels. Ideally, you’ll read a book a week. At the very least, read one novel a month.

Read widely. It’s perfectly fine to read novels in your genre, or popular books that everyone and their brother is reading. Read 50 Shades of Grey if that floats your boat. But also read classics. Read books written by authors who weren’t born where you were born. Read books written by authors who don’t look how you look. Read books that aren’t so easy to get through (I could only read about three pages of Virginia Woolf’s To the Lighthouse at a time.)

Train yourself to read like a writer. Pay attention to the craft behind the books you choose. Why do some books remain bestsellers for decades? Why do some fall off the face of the planet a few weeks after they’re released? What works for you in every bo0k–and why? What doesn’t–and why?

Schedule a weekly library trip into your week. If you’re like me and you feel compelled to own books, scope out used book stores and thrift stores. Keep your eye open for books that will add to your autodidact education. If you read a novel that peaks your interest in some subject, read on that subject. Think way beyond your personal box and outside your wheelhouse.

When you’re choosing your essays, Bradbury says you should read through a wide variety of disciplines and I agree. Read science. Read history. Read religion. Read geography, zoology, astronomy, sociology. The goal is to expand your mind to wide, wide range of ideas floating around in the world.

Also, read a writing craft book once a month. Or, at least, part of one. Read it deeply. Do the exercises. Apply what you’re learning to your writing.


Daily: Read one short story, one poem, and one essay.

Weekly: Read a novel (this can be monthly, but try to make it weekly or biweekly.)

Monthly: Read a writing craft book.


Bradbury’s advice is to write a short story a week for a year. I think it would be great to carry that on for the 1000 days.

If you’re working on a novel while you’re doing this project, write flash fiction. Write a 500 word short story every week, then spend your writing time on your novel. There is something magical about finishing something so regularly. I’m just learning that myself, as I take on this story-a-week challenge.

If you want to be a novelist, I think it’s reasonable to make a goal of writing a short story (or even flash fiction story) once a week, and one novel a year.


Bradbury was a movie buff with an exceptional memory. He writes in Zen in the Art of Writing about watching Lon Chaney in The Hunchback of Notre Dame in 1923 when he was three years old. He advises lots of movie watching. I like this advise! To make it more compatible with a program, let’s call it three movies a week for 1000 days.

Movies are great, because it lets you immerse yourself in story for two hours without anything pulling you away. And it gives you an entire three-act story in a single sitting.


I’ve set up a notebook for keeping records of my 1000 day challenge. Or, actually, for the first year. I’ll end up with three notebooks. (I’m using one of these open-spine notebooks by Studio Oh because it lays open flat and it the exact right size for what I need.)

Here are the sections I used:

  1. 52 Short Stories. I have a couple of pages set aside for just listing the stories, numbered 1-52. Then I have 52 pages numbered correspondingly, one for each story. On the story page I put the title at the top, some info including a one or two sentence synopsis at the bottom, and the rest of the page is divided between notes on story progress and notes on submissions.
  2. Novels. I have one page to list any novels I work on in 2017, followed by about 10 blank pages so I can take notes on each one.
  3. 1000 Days. This section starts with a detail of my plan (which I’ve talked about here in this post.) Then I have 52 pages (front and back, so one whole page), one for each week, where I’ll list the poem, essay, short story I read each day, plus the movies I watch, any novels I read, and the name of the short story I write, as well as any revisions I do on past weeks’ short stories.
  4. The rest of the book is for ideas. As I have an idea for a short story, I just jot it down.

The Mentor/Community Piece

This is my favorite part!

There are two things you can do. You can join the Ninja Writer Facebook Group and hang out there. I’m around everyday and I’m happy to answer questions if you tag me. You’ll find a whole family full of writers there to connect with. Come search out a partner. Post weekly for accountability. Let us be there for you.

If you want to take it a step further though, you can join the 1000 Day MFA School. You do that by heading over to Patreon and supporting Ninja Writers at the $10 per month level or above.

If you join the school you’ll get:

  • Access to my notebook. I’ll post my weekly reading and writing. Hopefully it will inspire you!
  • Access to a private Facebook Group only for 1000 Days students.
  • Weekly encouragement from me. When I come across a great poem, essay, or short story, I’ll post it to the Facebook group. (In fact, I think we should all do that! And now I have goosebumps.)

The difference between a free Facebook Group and a Facebook Group full of people who are paying to be there (even a small amount) is profound. Our group will be full of writers who are serious about this thing. The posts will be super focused. You’ll be able to connect with each other, which is absolutely the coolest part about being in an MFA program. And I’ll be there as your mentor.

I won’t be teaching this like a class–just facilitating peer feedback and being there as a mentor if you have questions about writing short stories or want to talk about what you’re reading.

When you support Ninja Writers at the $10 level, you get all kinds of rewards, too. Including access to some cool classes on Teachable.

This group will be focused on reading and short story writing. The A Novel Idea group (which you can join if you sign up at Patreon at the $25 level or above) is our group for novel writing.

Pacing Ourselves

A thousand days is about three years, which is a common length for a traditional MFA program.

I think you can do the reading in an hour a day, and the writing in another hour. What are the chances that for three straight years, you’re going to follow this program every single day? Probably pretty slim. And that’s okay. Life happens. We get caught up in other things.

But, if you take this challenge, I hope you’ll take it seriously. The same way you’d take it if you were spending $20,000 a year on an MFA from a university. Make the reading and writing a habit and, I promise you, that habit will serve you throughout your writing career.

The goal is to get to 1000 days where you’ve read and written. If it takes you five years to get to day 1000, okay then. If it takes you ten years, no problem. But, you’ll benefit from building up the discipline to read and write intensely every day.

Wrapping it Up

Just so it’s all in once place, here’s what we’re doing for 1000 days.


Read a short story, a poem, and an essay.


Write a short story.
Watch three movies.


Read at least one novel.
Read one craft book.


Write one novel.

Are you in? Head over to Patreon and get signed up (at the $10 level or above.)

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Hump Day Writing Prompt: Collecting Nouns


I am on a major Ray Bradbury kick lately. I made a little mini-zine for Patreon patrons using my favorite Bradbury quote. Part of that quote is my 2017 motto. I just finished reading Zen in the Art of Writing for the third or fourth time (It’s so good. If you haven’t read it, remedy that right now, please.) AND I’m reading a short story from Bradbury Stories every day for 100 days (there are 100 stories.)

Also, I’m taking his advice and writing a short story every week this year.


So, since I have Bradbury on the brain, I thought I’d share one of his brilliant ideas for coming up with story ideas.

Collect nouns. Bradbury kept a list of them, and if you read either (or both!) of the books above, you’ll see how that worked out for him. He talks a lot in Zen in the Art of Writing about how his nouns lead to some of the stories in Bradbury Stories.

Here’s what he has to say about it:

These lists were the provocations, finally, that caused my better stuff to surface. I was feeling my way toward something honest, hidden under the trapdoor on the top of my skull.

The lists ran something like this:


So, this week’s Hump Day Writing Prompt is to open your notebook to a fresh page and start your own collection of nouns. Start thinking about things that creeped you out when you were eight. Things that you come across at the weirdest times. What you got for Christmas last year.

I was at my county’s Democratic Committee meeting last night and found myself making a list of related nouns in my notebook: Energy, name tag, candidate, committeeman, sign, winner, loser, canvassing, campaign, clock, low-level official, constituents.

I have no idea if those will ever go anywhere, but having a nice, fat collection feels good.

Extra credit: Take one of your nouns and brainstorm on it. Open it up and see what comes out. I’ll use committeeman as an example. I like the word. It has a good mouth feel. And it sounds a little absurd, which makes it excellent, story-wise.

What is a committeeman: Very low-level local politician. He’s the one who gets an earful, because he’s barely one step above a citizen and he’s there.

What does a committeeman do: He votes in more important people. He tries to tell those people what his constituents (their constituents) want, but is usually unsuccessful. He tries to get people in his precinct registered to vote and then get them in the voting booth.

Would I want to write about a committeeman in the past, present, or future: Not past. Present would be interesting, since politics are so tense right now. Future might be interesting, too. What would a committeeman 100 years from now do? It would be an interesting way to think about the future of current ultra-divisive politics.

So, what’s my idea? A story about a committeeman in the future, with a focus on the fall out of utterly divisive politics. Maybe my committeeman finds himself caught in a feud between next door neighbors–one on the right, one on the left.

Your turn, Ninja! Start your collection of nouns today. And if you’re feeling energetic, stretch one out into a short story idea.

Come on over and share some of your nouns with us on Facebook.

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The Medium Challenge: Day Six

day-sixeditorial-calendarNow that you’ve written your first Medium post–I’d like to talk to you about a plan for posting regularly.

You need an editorial calendar.

An editorial calendar is basically just a schedule for publishing–on your blog, on Medium, wherever. We’re focused on Medium right now, but if you have other places where you publish, you can (and should) take them into account.

What I’ve found the most useful is to have a regular, weekly plan. As I’m writing this series, my editorial calendar includes a daily The Medium Challenge post. I post Ninja Writer’s Book Club posts on Fridays. On Saturday evening I post my newsletter on Medium. On Sunday morning, I send my newsletter out to subscribers.

If you’re just getting started, I suggest committing (to yourself) to write on Medium once a week. Pick a weekday and get out a calendar (or your FRED!) and write in MEDIUM on that day every week.

Another part of keeping an editorial calendar is staying on top of what you’re going to write. No one likes to stare at a blank screen with no idea of what they’re going to write. You made a list of ideas a few days ago. Keep adding to it. On your Medium day, set aside 15 minutes to brainstorm new ideas to add to your list. While you’re at Medium posting, click around some and see if anything sparks an idea for you.

Come on over to Facebook and share your plans for your editorial calendar. Sometimes making the commitment out loud makes all the difference.


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The Medium Challenge: Day Five


Okay, Ninja! Here we go.

Today, you’re going to write your first Medium post.

If you’ve been following around, you should have a list of ideas and a list of work you can repost to Medium, if you have any.

What will you write about? If you’re not sure, here are some ideas:

  • Post a piece of flash fiction. (This is especially good if you have a lot of friends on Facebook who might head over and check it out if you ask them to.)
  • Re-post something you’ve already published, as we’ve talked about.
  • Let yourself be vulnerable: write about something that’s bothering you.
  • Write about something that’s working for you.
  • Write about an experience you’ve had.

My advice is to keep it under 1000 words.

There are two things that are more important than anything else when it comes to getting attention on Medium: the title and a picture. When someone is looking for something to read on Medium, those are the two things they’ll see until they click to open your post. They’re also what will be shared on Facebook and Twitter.

Your title should be provocative. It should be something that compels a click. The title of my Medium post that has the most reads is How I Got Fat. The top three stories on Medium, as I write this post, are:

  • How to Become the Best in the World at What You Do
  • How to Get People to Like You in 5 Seconds or Less
  • How I Went from Zero Experience to Landing a 6-figure San Francisco Design Job in Less Than 12 Months.

I actually had to stop writing and read that last one. It was pretty inspiring.

Notice that all three of those posts start with ‘How to; or ‘How I.’ Yours doesn’t have to, but it bears remembering that people are reading your post to get something out of it for THEM. They aren’t reading it to do you a favor. Focus on writing a post with your reader in mind, and write a title that promises something to the reader.

You’ll also need a picture. A compelling one. This is actually pretty simple. I use Stocksnap. Just click over, type in a keyword, choose a picture, download it, then upload it to the top of your post. Stocksnap’s photos are all royalty free and cash free. You’re free to use them without worry about copywrite.

Now, write your post. My advice is to use headers to bread up the text. If you write the header text, highlight it, and you’ll be able to turn it into subhead by clicking the little t. (The big T will make it a title.) Headers make your post easier to read.

When you get to the end of your post, add a form from Rabbut. Then pop in the bio you wrote yesterday–with a link to someplace where readers can follow you. It doesn’t hurt to ask readers to click the green heart and recommend your post if they enjoyed it.

Now click ‘publish.’ You’ll be able to choose up to five tags. Choose them all.

Once your story is published, go through it and highlight the lines you think are best. That will encourage readers to highlight as well. And share your story on your Twitter and Facebook feeds. Go ahead and ask your friends and family to read and click the green heart. Be brave!

Come on over to Facebook and share your link with the Ninjas. Friday is our self-promo day, but if you let us know you’re posting as part of The Medium Challenge, we’ll make an exception.

Tomorrow we’ll talk about how to submit your post to a publication.


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The Medium Challenge: Day Four

day-four-prepare-your-listYou’re probably thinking…hello, lady, when are we actually going to write on Medium? Soon. I promise. But not today.

Today, we’re going to get you set up so that you’re ready to welcome readers when they show up.

When you post on Medium, there’s a chance that what you write will get some attention. People will share it on Facebook and Twitter or a bigger publication will want to publish it and it will go out to all of their readers. When that happens, you want to be ready.

You don’t want to be the guy who says: I had a post go viral, and I missed building my email list, because I didn’t have one.

Today, you’re going to set up an email service. And you’re going to check out a service that will let you put a sign-up form on your Medium posts.

Let’s start at the beginning.

Your email list is, obviously, a list of emails.

You can write them down in a notebook or in a Google Doc so you can copy and paste them into the ‘to’ field in an email. But that’s going to get unsustainable fast.

An email service manages your email list. Every time someone fills out a form to follow you or get a free thing from you, their email is recorded in your service. Then you can send an email to everyone easily.

I use a service called ConvertKit. I am madly in love with it. It isn’t free, though. It costs $29 a month for the first 1000 subscribers. If you are confident that your email list will grow quickly, or if you’re just really sure you want it to and you’re willing to work on that, at least check out ConvertKit. It really is amazing.

You can use MailChimp, which is free for the first 2000 subscribers. After that, the price is similar to ConvertKit’s.

I’ve only ever used ConvertKit and MailChimp. There are other services, if you want to look around.

Today, I want you to choose one and get signed up.

(And while we’re at it: If you don’t already have one, I’d like to go to Gmail or another email provider and sign up for a professional email address. Preferably, just your name. Mine is If you have a more common name than me, you might be able to get johnsmithwriter or janebrownauthor. Do this BEFORE you sign up with an email server, because you’ll need to use your email as the ‘from’ on any emails you send out.)

Once you’re set up with a server, you need to think about how you’re going to invite people who read your posts on Medium to join your email list.

One way is to link to your blog, if you have one, and to have an obvious sign up form there. You can see how I do that at the bottom of this Medium post. I direct people to a page on my blog where they can subscribe to my newsletter.

Another way is to add a form to your posts. You can see how I do that here. I use a service called Rabbut to build my form and collect the emails. Rabbut will integrate with Mail Chimp, but doesn’t with ConvertKit. That’s not a big deal though, because it’s simple to download the list of subscribers and import them to my list. It takes less than five minutes.

I pay $10 a month for Rabbut, but there is a free version.

Just follow the directions for making a form, once you’re signed up. It’s super self-explanatory. If you have trouble, come ask questions on Facebook. You can see an example of my form at the bottom of this Medium post.

Okay, so three things today:

  1. Get a professional email, if you don’t already have one.
  2. Get yourself signed up for an email service.
  3. Get signed up at Rabbut and make a form.

Exciting stuff!

Tomorrow we finally get to write our first post.

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Ninja Writer Book Club: 2/3/17


Here are some books that Ninja Writers are reading this week. Take a look, add some books to your TBR list. Next Tuesday, come on over to our Facebook group and let us know what you’re reading.

(The links here are affiliate links. If you click one and buy something, you’re supporting Ninja Writers. Thank you!)

My contribution to this week’s list if The Imagineering Workout by The Disney Imagineers. It’s an older book, written in 2005, but full of such fun and engaging exercises. It’s not precisely about writing, but is definitely part of my writing craft library now anyway.

I’m working toward an MFA at Sierra Nevada College (writing for children and young adults.) Working toward an MFA in writing requires SO much reading! Here’s what I read this week.

Blubber by Judy Blume. I haven’t read this book since I was in the third grade. I’m slightly shocked at how intense the bullying is in it. Blubber is a middle-grade book, and an example of how dark middle grade can go (and has gone, for a long time.) It’s also still very relevant, despite the fact that it was written in the 1970s. Reading it now, as an adult, I noticed the parents’ behavior in a way I didn’t as a kid.

Zen in the Art of Writing by Ray Bradbury. Another one for your writing craft library, if you don’t already own it. I’m also reading a Bradbury short story every day from Bradbury Stories. It was neat to read both in tandem, since he talks about writing those stories in Zen in the Art of Writing.

I found a copy of the 2007 Best American Short Stories at a thrift store and snapped it up. It’s curated by Stephen King. I’m not ripping through this one–I’ll read from it throughout the semester. The first story was amazing, though. Also, King’s forward about choosing the stories was thought-provoking.


Literary + Classics


Short Stories



Young Adult (and Children)

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